Privacy Policy

Your privacy matters.

Last updated: June 27, 2026

At El Chismoso, we keep it straightforward: we collect very little personal information, we don't sell it, and you're in control of what you've shared with us. Here's everything, no fine print.

What information do we collect?

We only collect what you voluntarily give us:

We do not collect browsing data. We currently have no Google Analytics, Meta Pixel, or any other third-party tracking tool installed on this site.

How do we use your information?

We do not use your information for targeted advertising and we do not share it with advertisers.

Who handles your information?

We use Loops.so as our email platform. Loops.so acts as a data processor on our behalf — they store and send emails under our instructions. You can review their privacy policy at loops.so/privacy.

We do not sell, rent, or share your name or email address with any third party for any other purpose.

Cookies and tracking

El Chismoso does not currently use third-party tracking cookies. The site may use functional session cookies (e.g., to remember your language preference). See our Cookie Policy for full details.

Your rights

You have the right to:

For any data-related request, email us at fernando@el-chismoso.com. We respond within 30 days.

Governing law

This policy is governed by the laws of the State of Florida and the United States. If you reside in the European Union or another jurisdiction with specific data protection laws, please contact us to discuss your additional rights.

Changes to this policy

If we make significant updates to this policy, we'll notify you by email if you're an active subscriber. The last-updated date at the top of this page will always reflect the most current version.

Questions? Email us at fernando@el-chismoso.com — we're a small team and we read every message.